Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from Funny Sayings
The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny sayings.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Saying
“That’s One Small Dump for Man, One Giant Turd for Mankind”
Thanks Neil. First man on moon and the first one on Uranus.
July 13, 2024
Saying
It’s Just a Fart in the Wind!
January 10, 2023
Saying
I Just Pooped Myself
What you say when you poop yourself.
November 16, 2021
Saying
If I’m What I Eat, and I Poop What I Eat, I’m a Poop
October 22, 2020
Saying
Roses are red…
…violets are blue, my plants grow so well, because of the poo.
October 28, 2019
Saying
When you have diarrhea you gotta go fast…
…and when you have constipation you gotta go slow!
April 30, 2019
Saying
You’re a Butt
My sister says this to me a lot. I asked her what it means and she said that it meant I have a butt.
July 16, 2017
Saying
Good thing you’re short!
Tall means you’re high up and can see every piece of crap in this land.
June 13, 2017
Saying
Every Living Animal is Merely a Poop Machine
‘Tis the truth.
February 7, 2017
Saying
Becoming a Cat, Liking a Cat, Loving a Cat, Farting Like a Cat
I'm pretty sure this is my life poem. Meow.
December 22, 2016
Saying
When your face looks like a butt, it’s fine, but when your Butt looks like a face?
Burn. ’Cause you witchy.
July 9, 2016
Saying
I just pooped on my couch, picked it up with my bum cheeks, and carried into the toilet bowl.
July 6, 2016
Saying
When life gives you peppers…
Throw them at the cat that keeps pooping in your backyard.
June 2, 2016
Saying
A tweet is like a fart...
...it can make people laugh loudly or make people angry!
October 8, 2015
Saying
It’s as hot as a raccoon dipped in potato sauce!
September 4, 2015
